| Body: | Oh, guess what time of the month it is! |
| Me: | Please, god, no-- |
| Ovaries: | ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!! |
| Brain: | I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious |
| Me: | Please, guys, calm down-- |
| Face: | TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. |
| Brain: | And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn |
| Torso: | Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO |
| Me: | STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! |
| Stomach: | lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon! |
| Me: | I hate you all |
| Brain: | I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. |
| Face: | Lol, i'm not done yet. |
| Uterus: | what did i ever do to deserve this? |
| Brain: | you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. |
| Uterus: | You mother fuckers. |
| Torso: | CONTRACT! |
| Me: | I quit being female, I am now a llama. |
| Brain: | Me gusta. |
There’s a shop called “Sox and Lox” where I get them from. http://www.soxnlox.com/style/Style_Detail.aspx?strStyleNo=TN2-023L-C4&strPage=7&strPNo=&strName=&strMC=-1&strSC=6&strSize=&strSneaker=false&strAnklet=false&strMidi=false&strLong=false&strKnee=false&strTights=false
Hi there! Sure I’d love to be penpals. :D